It's So Quiet In Row #1.
_And I take a bow. I never asked for the spotlight but I got it. You watched my every move as I stood on that stage. You put me there. You wanted to see if I could handle it. Did I impress you? Did I surprise you? I admit, I even captivated myself a few times during my performance.
Pick up your jaw and try to blink a few times.
I'm taking a break. Just know the next time you try and set me up for failure, it should be a little (a lot) more difficult. I look around and then pause, wait for my round of applause.
You should put your hands together for me.
But you won't. You'll act as if nothing I did was worthy of acknowledgement and I understand completely. I drop the mic, and change the spotlight to green. The stage is now a perfect fit for you. Show us all (show me) how you can do it so much better. I'd love to see you try.