Just A Few (Not A Couple).
_Allow me to present you with some irony: I just want to be alone. Stop sharing and commence greediness. Try and say my name without mentioning any other, I bet you'll stutter. John and him, John and her, John and them are always together. Write down what I did. There's always another. Always somebody featured. You'll never see my name without an ampersand right by it. It's just how it is.
Leave me alone.
The only punctuation I want near my name is the less than sign (throw a three on there too).